“I’m not fat. I’m just much easier to see.” - Anonymous

From “Lincoln 365,” by Arnold Kunst:

October 11

'If any personal description of me is thought desirable I am in height, six feet four inches nearly; lean in flesh weighing on an average one hundred and eighty pounds; dark complexion with coarse black hair and gray eyes - no other marks or brands recollected.'

- Abraham Lincoln

'Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.''

- Charles Schultz